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<\/p>\n“Hey, whatcha doin’?”<\/p>\n
“Making breakfast.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know if you know this, but I like toast.”<\/p>\n
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“Really? You don’t say.”<\/p>\n
“Was that sarcasm? I’m not so good with sarcasm.”<\/p>\n
“No, I just never would’ve guessed from the way you gaze longingly at the counter every morning…”<\/p>\n
“OK, that’s definitely sarcasm.”<\/p>\n
“Or the way you lick the floor to pick up spilled crumbs…”<\/p>\n
“OK–“<\/p>\n
“Or the way you shove your head into my lap when I’m eating breakfast. Or, for that matter, the way that we have the ‘I Like Toast’ conversation every morning<\/strong>. What could possibly give you the idea that I don’t know about your liking for toast?”<\/p>\n “Well, you never give me any toast…”<\/p>\n “Well, that’s not out of ignorance, believe me.”<\/p>\n “Oh. OK.”<\/p>\n “So we’re done with this conversation. We’re not talking about toast any more. OK?”<\/p>\n “OK.”<\/p>\n “Good.”<\/p>\n “I don’t know if you know this, but I really like bacon.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “Hey, whatcha doin’?” “Making breakfast.” “I don’t know if you know this, but I like toast.” “Really? You don’t say.” “Was that sarcasm? I’m not so good with sarcasm.” “No, I just never would’ve guessed from the way you gaze longingly at the counter every morning…” “OK, that’s definitely sarcasm.” “Or the way you lick… Continue reading I Like Toast<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}