{"id":1923,"date":"2007-11-03T10:25:19","date_gmt":"2007-11-03T10:25:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2007\/11\/03\/fan-mail\/"},"modified":"2007-11-03T10:25:19","modified_gmt":"2007-11-03T10:25:19","slug":"fan-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2007\/11\/03\/fan-mail\/","title":{"rendered":"Fan Mail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hey, dude, what&#8217;s in the box?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You know, I&#8217;ve asked you to stop calling me that. You should show some respect, since I&#8217;m the only one of the two of us who has opposable thumbs.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Whatever. What&#8217;s in the box? Is it for me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Amazingly, yes, it is. It&#8217;s a rawhide bone.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-c5d0bd91e50d400c1bf36711b5bbebdb-sm_uconn_bone.jpg\" alt=\"i-c5d0bd91e50d400c1bf36711b5bbebdb-sm_uconn_bone.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oooh! People love me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes they do. In this case, it&#8217;s from Mike, who was my thesis student last year.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The one with the camera?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, he did take a lot of pictures. He&#8217;s in grad school now, at the University of Connecticut, and when he heard about the book, he sent you a bone by way of congratulations.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We always did like him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So, well, congratulations.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s about time somebody recognized my important contributions around here. Let me see that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-bb79a3ce21845d43611724f822a58447-sm_uconn_bone_test.jpg\" alt=\"i-bb79a3ce21845d43611724f822a58447-sm_uconn_bone_test.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A few minutes pass. &#8220;Well, what do you think?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Go &#8216;way. &#8216;M chewing my bone.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You like it, then?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t you have a book to be writing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-c525ad77cd19b5bbbcc622806e3d33c8-sm_uconn_bone_chew.jpg\" alt=\"i-c525ad77cd19b5bbbcc622806e3d33c8-sm_uconn_bone_chew.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s a special bonus LOLEmmy version of that last picture:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-2353a8d737b48453ff8f60483f1b1688-sm_lol_uconn_bone_chew.jpg\" alt=\"i-2353a8d737b48453ff8f60483f1b1688-sm_lol_uconn_bone_chew.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That bone definitely had a flavor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hey, dude, what&#8217;s in the box?&#8221; &#8220;You know, I&#8217;ve asked you to stop calling me that. You should show some respect, since I&#8217;m the only one of the two of us who has opposable thumbs.&#8221; &#8220;Whatever. What&#8217;s in the box? Is it for me?&#8221; &#8220;Amazingly, yes, it is. It&#8217;s a rawhide bone.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1923"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}