{"id":1862,"date":"2007-10-19T11:38:20","date_gmt":"2007-10-19T11:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2007\/10\/19\/atheists-are-like-a-series-of\/"},"modified":"2007-10-19T11:38:20","modified_gmt":"2007-10-19T11:38:20","slug":"atheists-are-like-a-series-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2007\/10\/19\/atheists-are-like-a-series-of\/","title":{"rendered":"Atheists Are Like a Series of Stupid Analogies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those keeping score, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.donorschoose.org\/donors\/viewChallenge.html?id=17166\">DonorsChoose Challenge<\/a> stands at $3,262 right now. Only hours remain before this week&#8217;s incentive deadline, so act quickly:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>For another $290, I&#8217;ll <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2007\/10\/give_till_it_hurts.php\">stab myself with a fork<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>For another $540, I&#8217;ll <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2007\/10\/make_me_suffer_for_charity.php\">read and respectfully review Richard Dawkins&#8217;s book<\/a>, or some other atheist screed<\/li>\n<li>For another $2,737, you&#8217;ll get one blissful year free of post titles like this one.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>If any of those options appeal to you, act quickly. Time is running out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(I&#8217;ll do something different for an incentive next week. What, I&#8217;m not sure, but there&#8217;ll be something different.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those keeping score, the DonorsChoose Challenge stands at $3,262 right now. Only hours remain before this week&#8217;s incentive deadline, so act quickly: For another $290, I&#8217;ll stab myself with a fork. For another $540, I&#8217;ll read and respectfully review Richard Dawkins&#8217;s book, or some other atheist screed For another $2,737, you&#8217;ll get one blissful&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2007\/10\/19\/atheists-are-like-a-series-of\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Atheists Are Like a Series of Stupid Analogies<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donorschoose_fundraiser","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}