{"id":1831,"date":"2007-10-13T07:43:07","date_gmt":"2007-10-13T07:43:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2007\/10\/13\/lolemmy-unsatisfactory-toys\/"},"modified":"2007-10-13T07:43:07","modified_gmt":"2007-10-13T07:43:07","slug":"lolemmy-unsatisfactory-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2007\/10\/13\/lolemmy-unsatisfactory-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"LOLEmmy: Unsatisfactory Toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Saturday, and it&#8217;s Homecoming weekend at Union, so I&#8217;ll be over on campus watching sporting events for a good chunk of the day. That means it&#8217;s a perfect time to pay off another <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2007\/10\/donorschoose_buy_this_blog.php\">blog purchase<\/a>, this one from Rajesh Vaidya who asked for LOLEmmys, at least five pictures worth.<\/p>\n<p>There are two problems with this request: First, the Queen of Niskayuna is much too dignified to speak in LOLCat. More importantly, though, I&#8217;m not very good at coming up with these. However, that&#8217;s why I have clever readers. So, here&#8217;s a picture:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-9f8e558d437f843fc3ffd0ae65d15a75-sm_unsatisfactory_toys.jpg\" alt=\"i-9f8e558d437f843fc3ffd0ae65d15a75-sm_unsatisfactory_toys.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s my lame attempt at a caption:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-8c4671f20a8bd9572aab8966831040d6-sm_lol_unsatisfactory_toys.jpg\" alt=\"i-8c4671f20a8bd9572aab8966831040d6-sm_lol_unsatisfactory_toys.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure somebody out there can do better, though, so feel free to suggest better captions in comments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Saturday, and it&#8217;s Homecoming weekend at Union, so I&#8217;ll be over on campus watching sporting events for a good chunk of the day. That means it&#8217;s a perfect time to pay off another blog purchase, this one from Rajesh Vaidya who asked for LOLEmmys, at least five pictures worth. There are two problems with&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2007\/10\/13\/lolemmy-unsatisfactory-toys\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">LOLEmmy: Unsatisfactory Toys<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,44,50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dog","category-donorschoose_fundraiser","category-pictures","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}