{"id":1819,"date":"2007-10-10T08:58:41","date_gmt":"2007-10-10T08:58:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2007\/10\/10\/win-at-running-football-arson\/"},"modified":"2007-10-10T08:58:41","modified_gmt":"2007-10-10T08:58:41","slug":"win-at-running-football-arson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2007\/10\/10\/win-at-running-football-arson\/","title":{"rendered":"Win at Running, Football, Arson, Weddings, and Art!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From email, a silly fake commercial from CollegeHumor:<\/p>\n<p><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/moogaloop\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1779769&#038;fullscreen=1\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" ><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/moogaloop\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1779769&#038;fullscreen=1\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Why do I care? Look at 1:35.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s our wedding picture that flashes up on screen.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I know the people responsible&#8211; I think they probably wound up with our picture because <a href=\"http:\/\/www.steelypips.org\/wedding\/\">our wedding pictures page<\/a> was in the first page of Google results for &#8220;wedding picture&#8221; for a while. The ways of the Internet are very mysterious. But there&#8217;s another second or so chipped away from our fifteen minutes of fame.<\/p>\n<p>I just wish it had been used in the service of a better joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From email, a silly fake commercial from CollegeHumor: Why do I care? Look at 1:35.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silliness","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1819\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}