{"id":125,"date":"2006-03-18T18:32:04","date_gmt":"2006-03-18T18:32:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2006\/03\/18\/wonder-drug-request\/"},"modified":"2006-03-18T18:32:04","modified_gmt":"2006-03-18T18:32:04","slug":"wonder-drug-request","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2006\/03\/18\/wonder-drug-request\/","title":{"rendered":"Wonder Drug Request"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I want there to be a non-prescription anti-inflammatory drug that doesn&#8217;t seriously screw up my stomach. One of you med-chem types get on that, will you?<\/p>\n<p>Background: Last year about this time, I had severe muscle spasms in my neck and shoulder that led to a 2am trip to the emergency room. A combination of muscle relaxers (Flexeril) and ibuprofen dealt with the problem fairly quickly, but I&#8217;ve had minor recurrances ever since. Those, too, have generally been fought off with a handful of Advil.<\/p>\n<p>Advil is, unfortunately, on the list of Things Not to Ingest for my stomach at the moment. Which means that when the muscle spasms started creeping back a couple of weeks ago, there really wasn&#8217;t anything I could do about them (other than my usual stretching exercises, and attempting to avoid things that cause problems). Tylenol doesn&#8217;t touch them at all, and a heating pad only helps a little.<\/p>\n<p>Something brought the full-on muscle spasms back yesterday, and the Flexeril alone didn&#8217;t do much. Which has left me with a choice between stabbing pains every time I turn my head, or severe heartburn and a vague feeling like I might vomit. I figured that since I was stuck watching Duke for the early part of the afternoon, I was going to feel like vomiting anyway, and took a couple of Advil, but that hasn&#8217;t worked out too well&#8230; My shoulder is very slightly better, and my stomach is completely awful.<\/p>\n<p>So, get me my wonder drugs, damn it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want there to be a non-prescription anti-inflammatory drug that doesn&#8217;t seriously screw up my stomach. One of you med-chem types get on that, will you? Background: Last year about this time, I had severe muscle spasms in my neck and shoulder that led to a 2am trip to the emergency room. A combination of&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2006\/03\/18\/wonder-drug-request\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wonder Drug Request<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}