{"id":1157,"date":"2007-02-22T20:49:25","date_gmt":"2007-02-22T20:49:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2007\/02\/22\/guess-whos-coming-to-dinner\/"},"modified":"2007-02-22T20:49:25","modified_gmt":"2007-02-22T20:49:25","slug":"guess-whos-coming-to-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2007\/02\/22\/guess-whos-coming-to-dinner\/","title":{"rendered":"Guess Who&#8217;s Coming to Dinner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Fade In: The dining room of Chateau Steelypips, at dinner time.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can I have a piece of chicken?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I really like chicken.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s nice. The answer is still no.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I <strong>really<\/strong> like chicken. Pleeeease?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;For the last time, no.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;OK.&#8221; <i>Pause<\/i> &#8220;Can I have a cookie? Pleeeease?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-973834cadaaef5f8dd141e194bd4e707-sm_dinner.jpg\" alt=\"i-973834cadaaef5f8dd141e194bd4e707-sm_dinner.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><i>Fade out<\/i><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Of course, I shouldn&#8217;t really complain&#8211; I could have Kate&#8217;s view of this whole exchange:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-32adc51d83c22e5181ff1da48d6d89cc-sm_dinner_tail.jpg\" alt=\"i-32adc51d83c22e5181ff1da48d6d89cc-sm_dinner_tail.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fade In: The dining room of Chateau Steelypips, at dinner time. &#8220;Can I have a piece of chicken?&#8221; &#8220;No.&#8221; &#8220;But I really like chicken.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s nice. The answer is still no.&#8221; &#8220;But I really like chicken. Pleeeease?&#8221; &#8220;For the last time, no.&#8221; &#8220;OK.&#8221; Pause &#8220;Can I have a cookie? Pleeeease?&#8221; Fade out<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dog","category-pictures","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}