{"id":1122,"date":"2007-02-13T21:20:08","date_gmt":"2007-02-13T21:20:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2007\/02\/13\/classic-edition-grad-school-ch\/"},"modified":"2007-02-13T21:20:08","modified_gmt":"2007-02-13T21:20:08","slug":"classic-edition-grad-school-ch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2007\/02\/13\/classic-edition-grad-school-ch\/","title":{"rendered":"Classic Edition: Grad School Chicken Creole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of times a year, our department secretary will organize potluck luncheons, and badger the faculty into cooking things and bringing them in for a big gathering in the conference room. We invite all the students, and everybody eats way too much, talks too much, and generally has a good time.<\/p>\n<p>We had another luncheon today, in honor of Valentine&#8217;s Day, so the stated theme was red food. This did not produce what you might call a heartburn-friendly menu, but that&#8217;s why I&#8217;ve got a sixpack of Red Seal Ale in the fridge&#8230; Hooray, beer!<\/p>\n<p>My contribution was what I think of as Grad School Chicken Creole, because I learned to make it in grad school, and because the students seem to like it. And that&#8217;s as good an excuse as any to recycle this as a blog post, from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.steelypips.org\/principles\/2005_03_06_principlearchive.php#111042373561534951\">March of 2005<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\np>Our department secretary is a big lover of social events, and once or twice a term organizes potluck lunches, for which all the faculty members bring in a dish to share (usually with some theme), and the students and faculty come hang out and eat. We&#8217;ve got some pretty good cooks in the department, and it always ends up being a lot of fun, wrapped around a lot of overeating.<\/p>\n<p>I tend to use this as an opportunity to cook things that I like but Kate doesn&#8217;t, generally dishes involving bell peppers, lots of spice, or a combination thereof (such as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.steelypips.org\/principles\/2003_02_09_principlearchive.php#90310867\">Unqualified Offerings Chili<\/a>). I was really surprised, though, when my contribution to the last luncheon turned out to be a huge hit. Given that tomorrow&#8217;s potluck is nominally a St. Patrick&#8217;s Day luncheon, I had been planning to make <a href=\"http:\/\/nielsenhayden.com\/makinglight\/archives\/002685.html\">Mormon funeral potatoes<\/a>, which struck me as vaguely similar to what people think of as Irish food, and also not that much work. But I was more or less ordered to bring the same thing as last time, and who am I to go against the will of the masses (particularly when the masses include the secretary, who is the only truly indespensible person in any academic department)?<\/p>\n<p>Still, it was a surprise. It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t think I can cook&#8211; I&#8217;m no gourmet chef, but I do all right for myself&#8211; it&#8217;s that the dish in question was chosen as much for requiring very little effort to slap together as for any culinary virtues it may possess. And yet, it was well-liked enough to be specifically requested for a later luncheon (the only other things I&#8217;ve been asked for were Kate&#8217;s chocolate chip cookies, and the aforementioned chili). Go figure.<\/p>\n<p>I think of this recipe as &#8220;Grad School Chicken Creole&#8221; because it was a staple when I was a grad student. I originally got the recipe from the <cite>Washington Post<\/cite> Food section, but being the incredibly organized person that I am, I promptly lost the clipping. It was dead simple to make, and reasonably cheap, so I reconstructed the dish, but it&#8217;s remained a sort of Zen cookery thing ever since. Which accounts for the vagueness in the following:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ingredients:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A package or two of boneless, skinless chicken breasts (more than 1 lb, less than 3 lbs.), cut into small pieces.<br \/>\nOne good-sized white onion (or two small ones), chopped into small pieces.<br \/>\nOne good-sized green bell pepper (or two small ones), chopped into small pieces.<br \/>\nSome celery, two or three ribs (about the same amount as the pepper), chopped into small pieces.<br \/>\nA bunch of garlic. 4-6 cloves, maybe more. A couple of tablespoons, minced.<br \/>\nA bunch of butter. Half a stick or so.<br \/>\nOne or two bottles of chili sauce (I use Heinz most of the time, but I imagine anything would work).<br \/>\nA can of diced tomatoes, or a small can or tomato sauce, or both, or neither. Whatever it takes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Directions:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1) Melt the butter over medium-ish heat. Add the garlic and onion, and cook until the onion is sort of translucent.<\/p>\n<p>2) Add the chicken, and cook until the chicken is no longer pink. This takes something like five minutes, stirring constantly.<\/p>\n<p>3) Add the pepper, celery, and chili sauce. I&#8217;ve started adding diced tomatoes recently, and that works well, too. If it doesn&#8217;t look like there&#8217;s enough liquid, you can add some tomato sauce. Or another bottle of chili sauce. Whatever you like. Stir this all together, and let it get hot.<\/p>\n<p>4) Reduce the heat to low-ish, and simmer for as long as seems necessary. More than ten minutes, but usually less than 30.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Serving:<\/strong> Serve hot, usually over rice. It makes a good bit of food&#8211; usually about a week&#8217;s worth of meals (mixed with a lot of rice), when I was in grad school. It&#8217;s chicken, so how bad for you can it possibly be?<\/p>\n<p>It comes out slightly different each time, because it&#8217;s such a vague recipe. This time around, it looked awfully thick with just the chili sauce and tomatoes, so I added some tomato sauce as well, and it ended up a little soupier than the last batch. It&#8217;s hard to really screw up, though, and it&#8217;s well within the capablities of even a culinarily inept grad student.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of times a year, our department secretary will organize potluck luncheons, and badger the faculty into cooking things and bringing them in for a big gathering in the conference room. We invite all the students, and everybody eats way too much, talks too much, and generally has a good time. We had another&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2007\/02\/13\/classic-edition-grad-school-ch\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Classic Edition: Grad School Chicken Creole<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}