{"id":10772,"date":"2016-06-07T12:35:35","date_gmt":"2016-06-07T16:35:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/?p=10772"},"modified":"2016-06-07T12:35:35","modified_gmt":"2016-06-07T16:35:35","slug":"lightning-bolt-vs-charge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2016\/06\/07\/lightning-bolt-vs-charge\/","title":{"rendered":"Lightning Bolt vs. Charge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Pip is nuts about superheroes, so when he and his speech teacher made a book, naturally, it introduced a new super hero: Lightning Bolt. It&#8217;s only a couple of sheets of paper folded in half and stapled, and the text and illustrations were done by his teacher, but the contents are 100% our Little Dude, so I&#8217;ll reproduce it here.<\/p>\n<p><strong> LIGHTNING BOLT by [The Pip] Orzel<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>[Illustration: Lightning bolt&#8217;s Mask]<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Alternate Identity<\/strong> Len Boom<\/p>\n<p><strong>Occupation<\/strong>: Scientist<\/p>\n<p>Speciality: Studying super powers. In his lab there&#8217;s a computer that can communicate with Lightning Bolt.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Home Town<\/strong>: Lightning Bolt City<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powers<\/strong>:<br \/>\n&#8212; can shoot lightning bolts<br \/>\n&#8212; can surf on a lightning bolt to get across hot lava or water<\/p>\n<p><em>[Illustration: Lightning Bolt&#8217;s Uniform]<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Uniform<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8212; made of metal<br \/>\n&#8212; Protects Lightning Bolt from villains<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shoes<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8212; When the shoes light up it means somebody&#8217;s in trouble<br \/>\n&#8212; The shoes can shoot lightning bolts<\/p>\n<p><em>[Illustration: A boot with a lightning bolt shooting from the toes]<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Charge&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>(one of Lightning Bolt&#8217;s villains)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Half Human, Half Rhino<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes he gets mad and defeats himself. Lots of times he runs into buildings and knocks them down on himself.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_10773\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10773\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2016\/06\/charge_lightning_bolt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2016\/06\/charge_lightning_bolt.jpg\" alt=\"A page from the Pip&#039;s book about Lightning Bolt.\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10773\" srcset=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/charge_lightning_bolt.jpg 600w, http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/charge_lightning_bolt-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-10773\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A page from the Pip&#8217;s book about Lightning Bolt.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>So, there you have it: The Pip&#8217;s superhero creation. Watch your back, Stan Lee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Pip is nuts about superheroes, so when he and his speech teacher made a book, naturally, it introduced a new super hero: Lightning Bolt. It&#8217;s only a couple of sheets of paper folded in half and stapled, and the text and illustrations were done by his teacher, but the contents are 100% our Little&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2016\/06\/07\/lightning-bolt-vs-charge\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Lightning Bolt vs. Charge<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10773,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,2,37,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-books","category-personal","category-pop_culture","category-the_pip","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10772\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10773"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}