{"id":1065,"date":"2007-01-26T11:27:46","date_gmt":"2007-01-26T11:27:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2007\/01\/26\/cover-songs-that-shouldnt-be\/"},"modified":"2007-01-26T11:27:46","modified_gmt":"2007-01-26T11:27:46","slug":"cover-songs-that-shouldnt-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2007\/01\/26\/cover-songs-that-shouldnt-be\/","title":{"rendered":"Cover Songs That Shouldn&#8217;t Be"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As noted a little while back, I recently bought Tom Waits&#8217;s <cite>Orphans<\/cite> collection, which includes a number of covers that are given his &#8220;lounge singer from another planet&#8221; treatment. Most notable among these is probably &#8220;Sea of Love,&#8221; which I first heard through the Robert Plant side project the Honeydrippers, but has been covered by approximately a billion people. Waits&#8217;s take is weird and creepy, but actually kind of interesting.<\/p>\n<p>A little more recently, I bought the Alabama 3 album <cite>La Peste<\/cite>, which includes a cover of &#8220;Hotel California.&#8221; A pretty bad cover, actually&#8211; I junked it almost immediately. I&#8217;m not sure &#8220;Hotel California&#8221; really rates as one of the all-time greats, but it didn&#8217;t deserve what they did to it.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ve been thinking about cover songs a bit recently. Which brings up the question:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>What are the songs that shouldn&#8217;t be covered by anybody?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m not talking about <strong>bad<\/strong> songs, here, I&#8217;m talking about really good songs, songs that are so good done by their original artists that you really shouldn&#8217;t mess with them. Anybody can make a bad cover of a bad song, or even a good cover of a bad song, but there&#8217;s something really annoying about making a bad cover of a great song.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a tough question, though, because it&#8217;s hard to think of songs that are so good and so individual that they really shouldn&#8217;t be touched. There are lots of dreadful cover songs out there&#8211; the rap\/reggae version of &#8220;Angel of the Morning&#8221; that went around a few years ago, Matisyahu&#8217;s novelty-act &#8220;Message in a Bottle&#8221;&#8211; and lots of pointless note-perfect imitations&#8211; the Sixpence None the Richer &#8220;There She Goes,&#8221; the pop-punk &#8220;Boys of Summer&#8221; from a few years back&#8211; but not that many songs whose very existence is an affront to all that is good and decent.<\/p>\n<p>The two biggest offenders would probably have to be the Sean Combs (I forget if he was &#8220;Puffy&#8221; or &#8220;Diddy&#8221; or &#8220;Siddy&#8221; at that point) violation of &#8220;Every Breath You Take,&#8221; and whoever it was that did a semi-rap take on &#8220;No Woman No Cry&#8221; some years ago&#8211; the Roots, maybe? Those were both pretty horrendous, and the latter was especially bad&#8211; the Bob Marley version of the song is just perfect, and I don&#8217;t understand why you would feel compelled to mess it up.<\/p>\n<p>Elton John, of course, gets a special award of merit for doing an unforgivable cover of <strong>his own song<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>What other cover songs are out there that are not just flawed in the execution, but in the whole concept?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As noted a little while back, I recently bought Tom Waits&#8217;s Orphans collection, which includes a number of covers that are given his &#8220;lounge singer from another planet&#8221; treatment. Most notable among these is probably &#8220;Sea of Love,&#8221; which I first heard through the Robert Plant side project the Honeydrippers, but has been covered by&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2007\/01\/26\/cover-songs-that-shouldnt-be\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cover Songs That Shouldn&#8217;t Be<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1065"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}