{"id":10418,"date":"2015-12-07T21:41:46","date_gmt":"2015-12-08T02:41:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/?p=10418"},"modified":"2015-12-07T21:41:46","modified_gmt":"2015-12-08T02:41:46","slug":"098366-little-dragon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2015\/12\/07\/098366-little-dragon\/","title":{"rendered":"098\/366: Little Dragon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a big week in Chateau Steelypips for martial arts and cute-kid photos. On the heels of SteelyKid&#8217;s first competition this past weekend, we have the Pip&#8217;s first belt test tonight (and SteelyKid is testing for her brown belt Wednesday, so you should probably expect one more kid-martial-arts photo before all&#8217;s said and done&#8230;).<\/p>\n<p>Tonight&#8217;s test was for the &#8220;Little Dragons&#8221; class for 3-4-5-year olds, and was kind of hilarious. There was a lot of enthusiasm, but also a good deal of fuzziness on the difference between &#8220;right&#8221; and &#8220;left,&#8221; and their interpretation of push-ups was simply indescribable. The kids all kicked and punched pads with great enthusiasm (even the kid whose <em>kihap<\/em> on kicks was &#8220;OUCH!&#8221;), and they all got to break a board. <\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s The Pip with his new accessories:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_10419\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10419\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2015\/12\/sm_pip_new_belt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2015\/12\/sm_pip_new_belt.jpg\" alt=\"The Pip with his new belt, his certificate, and the board he broke during his belt test.\" width=\"400\" height=\"601\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10419\" srcset=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/sm_pip_new_belt.jpg 400w, http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/sm_pip_new_belt-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-10419\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Pip with his new belt, his certificate, and the board he broke during his belt test.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>And here he is getting congratulated by Master Tocco:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_10420\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10420\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2015\/12\/sm_pip_belt_test.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2015\/12\/sm_pip_belt_test.jpg\" alt=\"The Pip getting his new belt at taekwondo.\" width=\"600\" height=\"523\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10420\" srcset=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/sm_pip_belt_test.jpg 600w, http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/sm_pip_belt_test-300x262.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-10420\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Pip getting his new belt at taekwondo.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>And it&#8217;s on to Wednesday and SteelyKid&#8217;s much more intense test&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a big week in Chateau Steelypips for martial arts and cute-kid photos. On the heels of SteelyKid&#8217;s first competition this past weekend, we have the Pip&#8217;s first belt test tonight (and SteelyKid is testing for her brown belt Wednesday, so you should probably expect one more kid-martial-arts photo before all&#8217;s said and done&#8230;). Tonight&#8217;s&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2015\/12\/07\/098366-little-dragon\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">098\/366: Little Dragon<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10420,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[684,2,50,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-684","category-personal","category-pictures","category-the_pip","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10418\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}