{"id":10396,"date":"2015-12-01T05:34:43","date_gmt":"2015-12-01T10:34:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/?p=10396"},"modified":"2015-12-01T05:34:43","modified_gmt":"2015-12-01T10:34:43","slug":"091366-turkey-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2015\/12\/01\/091366-turkey-talk\/","title":{"rendered":"091\/366: Turkey Talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not an incredibly artistic or innovative bit of photography, here, but I spent a good chunk of the day taking The Pip for his annual physical, so the only pictures I took were of SteelyKid&#8217;s schoolwork:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_10397\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10397\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2015\/12\/turkey_talk.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2015\/12\/turkey_talk.jpg\" alt=\"SteelyKid&#039;s second-grade assignment to imagine and illustrate a conversation with a turkey.\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10397\" srcset=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/turkey_talk.jpg 400w, http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/turkey_talk-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-10397\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">SteelyKid&#8217;s second-grade assignment to imagine and illustrate a conversation with a turkey.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This assignment asked her to draw herself asking a question that a turkey would then answer, and then the turkey asking her one in return. Her writing is more enthusiastic than accurate as far as spelling is concerned, but she has a good imagination. In case you can&#8217;t make it out (spelling corrected):<\/p>\n<p>SteelyKid: Are turkeys fast runners?<br \/>\nTurkey: No, they are too fat and heavy so they do not run fast.<\/p>\n<p>Turkey: What happens when you get full?<br \/>\nSteelyKid: We get sick and throw up on the ground.<\/p>\n<p>And there&#8217;s this week&#8217;s bit of insight into the second-grade mindset&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not an incredibly artistic or innovative bit of photography, here, but I spent a good chunk of the day taking The Pip for his annual physical, so the only pictures I took were of SteelyKid&#8217;s schoolwork: This assignment asked her to draw herself asking a question that a turkey would then answer, and then the&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2015\/12\/01\/091366-turkey-talk\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">091\/366: Turkey Talk<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10397,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[684,2,50,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-684","category-personal","category-pictures","category-steelykid","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10396\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}